Oh shoot, I forgot my…

Bra.  Of all things, that’s what I forgot the other day.  It wasn’t my house keys, my bus pass, my lunch.  It was my freakin bra.  How does this happen, you ask?  Good question.  I was having one of those mornings where I tried on a million outfits, but I wasn’t feeling any of them.  I looked up at the clock and realized I was going to be late to my morning meeting.  In a panic, I decided the tight snake skin stretchy shirt looked fine on me and zoomed out the door.  Half way between work and home and halfway sandwiched between 2 sweaty men on the Muni, I reached underneath by trench and realized I had forgotten an essential undergarment.  I could stop here and tell a joke:  You know you’re flat as a pancake when…Anyway, at that point, it was too late to go home, so I just had to deal.  BTW- Walgreens only sells emergency underwear and NOT bras.   It was 80 degrees and hot as hell that day, but I kept my cardigan on the whole day with my arms crossed firmly against my chest.  Oiy vay!   I shared mine, now what’s yours?  Any embarrassing moments that can top this?  I’m all ears!

(I’m a bit of a prude, so I’m not going to show you what my bra collection looks like.  I still feel like this post needs a visual, so here’s a shot from Jean Paul Gaultier’s De Young exhibit…bra peaking out of luggage chest. )

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2 thoughts on “Oh shoot, I forgot my…

  1. I loved reading this post amd I must say I have never heard of this happening. I will share that one day my Hsband calls me from work and tells me he had on one brown shoe and the other black, working in finace he had very similar men’s dress shoes. I can understand how I’m dim lighting and winter morning, he’d leave the house…hahaha. Me? Most recently…. My new Zara shorts that I wore in my 50’s OOTD post had a back zipper. After using the restroom before a Doctors visit, I was tucking my shirt in front of the mirror a little too rough and the zipper broke in the middle,I couldn’t get it undone. So I asked the receptionist and a Nurse to help, we all helpless. It was stuck! So we safety pinned it and I left the back untucked. 🙂

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