Happy Cinco de Mayo!
Yesterday, I went to Happy Hour with a bunch of dudes and this is what I had to deal with. See picture above. No, it’s not a Tebow moment. Guess again! It’s Kate Upton- the Sports Illustrated cover model. Heads bowed (most drooling) while staring intently at her Cat Daddy video where she’s scantily clad in a teeny bikini dancing and bouncing around.
Some of the more PG comments of the night were…I’ve never seen anything closer to a 10…..They’re like pendulums! Now I’m not going to do the whole woman hate woman thing. I actually think Kate is super hot and glad that she’s not just another pretty face….homegirl’s got talent…She’s got moves for a white girl! My only gripe is that this literally went on for HOURS- the entire effin night. WTF! Where is my sexy hunk Cat Daddy’ing?