How Kate Upton Ruined My Happy Hour

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Yesterday, I went to Happy Hour with a bunch of dudes and this is what I had to deal with.  See picture above.  No, it’s not a Tebow moment.  Guess again!  It’s Kate Upton- the Sports Illustrated cover model.  Heads bowed (most drooling) while staring intently at her Cat Daddy video where she’s scantily clad in a teeny bikini dancing and bouncing around.

Some of the more PG comments of the night were…I’ve never seen anything closer to a 10…..They’re like pendulums!  Now I’m not going to do the whole woman hate woman thing.  I actually think Kate is super hot and  glad that she’s not just another pretty face….homegirl’s got talent…She’s got moves for a white girl!  My only gripe is that this literally went on for HOURS- the entire effin night.  WTF!  Where is my sexy hunk Cat Daddy’ing?

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